It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ewww_its_jo...
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/tweet_joana
    Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana

    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: http://incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 14 093

  • Dominic Durant
    Dominic Durant  2 hours back

    I keep getting mental health related ads for this channel loll

    • adri katzin
      adri katzin  2 hours back

      yew! I'm majoring in physics to and totally relate to people's reactions! goodluck sista

      • Jose Carlos
        Jose Carlos  3 hours back

        Back to school shmooping? América explica

        • Falling Beauty
          Falling Beauty  3 hours back

          Mom is turning into grandma

          • Rattler
            Rattler  4 hours back

            OH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE ADORABLE. How did I end up here

            • *Call Me PB please*
              *Call Me PB please*  5 hours back

              AAAH I JUST SAW YOU NIPPLES

              • Nicole G
                Nicole G  6 hours back

                Dude I legit saw u in the staples and I lowkey looked like a stalker. I'm pretter sure ur mom heard me say, "Holy shit, that's Joana ceddia's mom."

                • lazyeye x
                  lazyeye x  6 hours back

                  WOW, did my comment really get booted... I guess you are into sencership.. so sad.

                  • Diana Cruz
                    Diana Cruz  7 hours back

                    I had a lockdown at school so yuh 💘

                    • gillian stingley
                      gillian stingley  7 hours back

                      when she said she was glad she wasn’t taking humanities... i didn’t feel that

                      • Andrea Araniva
                        Andrea Araniva  8 hours back

                        Ok I’ll buy ... the stuff

                        • Smooth
                          Smooth  8 hours back

                          When I clicked on this video I was hoping for one of those skit videos...but now I'm not even sure what this video is LOL, my first time ever seeing a video like this, just random babbling about whatever.

                          • cry bxby
                            cry bxby  8 hours back

                            *Joana tapes her tiny microphone to her water bottle*
                            Me:*shows my friends*
                            Them:SHE HAS MY RESPECT
                            (Btw congratulations on going to University Joana)

                            • Ko_Toriii
                              Ko_Toriii  8 hours back

                              *STAPPLES*

                              • sissyunicorn gal24
                                sissyunicorn gal24  9 hours back

                                "I lost my sanity in the third grade, so if you find it, please mail it to me,"


                                -John Cena

                                • sudhanshu sharma
                                  sudhanshu sharma  11 hours back

                                  Try jee exam , I bet you would feel your life is better than mine , try attempting all sections

                                  • NEOTICA
                                    NEOTICA  11 hours back

                                    stunning as always <3

                                    • Ellie Demetriou
                                      Ellie Demetriou  12 hours back

                                      This is real art

                                      • aras & hazel
                                        aras & hazel  13 hours back

                                        Why no one is talking about the Percy Jackson book?
                                        BECAUSE LIKE I WAS DYING YES MY GIRL WELCOME TO THE FANDOM

                                        • pressed
                                          pressed  14 hours back

                                          ”DID YOU BREAK ITS NECK—”

                                          **staring intensifies**

                                          • Moogs
                                            Moogs  14 hours back

                                            "Cheese!"

                                            • Lily Cater
                                              Lily Cater  15 hours back

                                              When you were making ur lunch I wasn’t listening anything u were saying and I was contemplating why u were putting packaged grass in a jug

                                              • Jalen Brown
                                                Jalen Brown  15 hours back

                                                Is the Emma chamberlains nerdy sister?

                                                • Amy
                                                  Amy  18 hours back

                                                  Omg I just graduated from your university! I wish I could have seen you around campus

                                                  • Tom Jett
                                                    Tom Jett  18 hours back

                                                    whats the song in the beginning

                                                    • Acnili-chili
                                                      Acnili-chili  20 hours back

                                                      Grade 6 is easy, grade 7 was bad

                                                      • Giglipuff Darumaka
                                                        Giglipuff Darumaka  20 hours back

                                                        My Italian ass is shaking rn for what I had the misfortune to see at the end of the video omg pls DO NOT PUT RICOTTA ON A FUKIN STEAK

                                                        • kriti G
                                                          kriti G  23 hours back

                                                          7:15 How... Does....one do physics without vectors????

                                                          • Leslys
                                                            Leslys  23 hours back

                                                            ayye we’re both first year students taking calculus!
                                                            lmao my calculus professor has a very THICCCC chinese/mandarin accent and it’s hard to understand him sometimes but he’s cool

                                                            • Sieg Nihil
                                                              Sieg Nihil  24 hours back

                                                              Manic Pixie Dream Girl with a side dish of Reddit rhetoric and a considerable IQ boost that fails to negate the insufferable snowflake aura. GWS kek

                                                              • *meme master87*
                                                                *meme master87*  1 days back

                                                                Joana If you see this my sweet relish ~ Pin this

                                                                • V S C O
                                                                  V S C O  1 days back

                                                                  can’t believe you’re growing up so fast 😢 mother goose must be so very proud

                                                                  • Saraf Wasima Siddique
                                                                    Saraf Wasima Siddique  1 days back

                                                                    Bruh I was watching your video randomly and realized we go to the same university :) is your calculus prof Igor or Emmanuel?

                                                                    • Bianca Marchetti
                                                                      Bianca Marchetti  1 days back

                                                                      serena williams? what about our fellow canadian bianca andeesscu🇨🇦

                                                                      • Camron Holdcroft
                                                                        Camron Holdcroft  1 days back

                                                                        *When u go to college knowing u make a bunch of money already on YouTube so you’re just wasting your time*

                                                                        • Timi Agiri
                                                                          Timi Agiri  1 days back

                                                                          rip joana for buying physical textbooks

                                                                          • lovesins •
                                                                            lovesins •  1 days back

                                                                            sigh, :c

                                                                            • Elijah Johnson
                                                                              Elijah Johnson  1 days back

                                                                              In the tennis and calculus demonstration u kinda forgot to wear a bra

                                                                              • Ashley
                                                                                Ashley  1 days back

                                                                                How does a person end up enrolled in Calcus and Algebra simultaneously? Algebra is a prerequisite for Calculus on pretty much every campus, and I'm thinking that our heroine can probably waddle through the coursework blindfolded. So weird.

                                                                                • Cass LuLu
                                                                                  Cass LuLu  1 days back

                                                                                  I wonder why her parents are thinking when she films the voiceovers and screams..lmao..they seriously need and award..and tbh i want a daughter like this when im older lol.

                                                                                  • I’m Peter
                                                                                    I’m Peter  1 days back

                                                                                    What university you go to?

                                                                                    • Kee Glanzmann
                                                                                      Kee Glanzmann  1 days back

                                                                                      DANCE MOMS

                                                                                      • Firelightdaisy
                                                                                        Firelightdaisy  1 days back

                                                                                        You are like a modern day Rory Gilmore

                                                                                        • Martin G
                                                                                          Martin G  1 days back

                                                                                          Why would they make you take algebra and calculus concurrently

                                                                                          • Spoiled Milk
                                                                                            Spoiled Milk  1 days back

                                                                                            If Josmoe central was ever a anonymous type of hacker thing aka 11:58 we would know it was her

                                                                                            • Macy Mclaren
                                                                                              Macy Mclaren  1 days back

                                                                                              Ok I’m sorry, but Socials/History is AMAZING, Science is FUN, English is OK, and Math is HORRIBLE

                                                                                              • Hiba Al-badarneh
                                                                                                Hiba Al-badarneh  1 days back

                                                                                                You're weird
                                                                                                I like weird people
                                                                                                God i really enjoy ur videos
                                                                                                Keep going🌻

                                                                                                • CatsAreCool
                                                                                                  CatsAreCool  1 days back

                                                                                                  I'm good at math and get A's but your coarse load is way too much, I would be so overwhelmed taking those classes all in my first semester.